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As the title stated, it was yet another yamcha session and forum with my chee muiz and friends Brian, Jessie and Danny. Our forums may consist of anything: from the usuals to the most abnormalities, from feminists’ talks to men rape, from the most innocent baby stories to the wackiest kinky and disgusting gay porns. Yes, this is us… especially on the most unproductive or over-productive nights.

Khar Yan n Ade, before forum began

So that night was another no-less-than-ordinary session… We talked about BODY ART.
I love my tats. Brian loves his piercings. He said that tats r not his kind of art, n I gave the same remarks on his piercings. He said he wanted 2 pierce more. Hah! From that time onward, BRIAN WAS BANGED right, left, up and down. He wanted to pierce his nips and Prince Albert (aka his “cue”) n dear Khar Yan asked “for wad? Will enjoy blow job better?” and he, “No laaa, for my own satisfaction k?”

He added that since he loves piercings he doesn’t mind his gal having them and also said that if the gal has tongue stud and he with the Prince Albert, their bed experience will be ULTIMATE! I straight away said, “Wad?!?! Ok.. so u r a guy… n u definitely wan a hell of experience in bed, n u will ask ur gal 2 pierce her tongue so she cld give u the ultimate?!”. Khar yan added, “eeyor! Dam cruel.. So before u find a galfren u hav to ‘oy, open ur mouth. Got pierce ar? No? cannot! I bring u go pierce!’ just to get the best blow?! Cannot make it la, u!”
Hmm… think bout it… imagine the guy had his bladdi “cue” pierced and da gal had her bladdi tongue pierced. Okay. So wad if there’s one person using a ring and other stud… Wouldn’t both jewelries get hooked? That’ll be nasty! Coz after that, the guy will have to call the bladdi ambulance WHILE the gal still stucked to the oogy “cue”. And, AND… when the *wee-ooo-wee-ooo* ambulance arrives, do imagine how will the scenario look like? The gal has to walk-hop with the guy… plus with her head in the most inconvenient posture. We thought whether our tongues are piercable or not… I shall say “even if can, better not! js to avoid unnecessary tragedies”. Pathetic. O well, I shall let avid pierce-lovers out there do their own ponderings.

This is adeline n me, agreeing that I can pierce my tongue…

I just think no other pierces can look better than our looks right now.

Guys like Brian who desires to have his Pr Alb pierced should carry plasters all the time. My chimui’s and my theory was: So that in case his gal’s stud accidentally scratch d vulnerable area or when he takes a piss his undies accidentally hooked the stud therefore the following I-need-not-mention-consequences… he will not be as doomed as anything. This is an example of a forum “from body art to accidental sex tragedy”

Brian Kiat.. da hole-y kink!

Other than that, Dan n B made a conclusion I am a Perhornky=PERvert, HORny and kiNKY. I dearly miss hanging out with other jobbers Sew, Rainier, S-Kay, Jayzen and David *sniff*. We think Brian is an “extraordinary porn” ADDICT.