Contemporary

Ulcers in my brains: Episode I

Sleep deprive or too much of it will force the crankiness out of me and basically cause me to become insane. Honestly, most of the time I am nuts. And to me… nuts not-equals-to insane. Perhaps insane = 2nuts…or maybe 4nuts… There are things running through my mind and I figured I wanted to put these up

If I was not studying pharmacy, I’d probably study law, design or have become a strip dancer.

If I’d sell my hair on my big head since 2002 to balding people, I’d become millionaire by today and still have hair with volume.

Once, a guy told me that every guy usually gets a girlfriend just to get laid. Guys like this should drown in the toilet bowl.

Darn, I am not a talented or lucky person. I need to work my bladdi head off before achieving something successfully.

Kids with heelies should lose the two front teeth everytime they misuse them. That ought to teach them a GOOD lesson by the time they lose all their teeth. Those with ugly ones lose their teeth in drains.

My thighs are fatter today.

Snatch thieves should snatch from each other. They may come up with the best action comedy movie with (probably) the title “Snatch me if you can”.

The horror flick The Grudge actually hit number 3 in the blockbuster chart… I am still wondering how this film with such uncanny storyline bought everyone into watching it…

Nerds who study too much who have little or no respect to people-not-their-kind must have probably swallowed their pet fish after losing to the other nerd who sat two seats away.

If I had a pet iguana, I’d name it Milo.

I know this auntie who always complained about kids and young people being disrespectful and always talking back. We deserve some respect too, hello? She should try talking to her food.

I saw a teenage boy asking his mom to order his food while he sat with his teenage sister who actually did the same PLUS pulling a long face after mommy told her to quickly decide what to eat which apparently she failed to and mommy just told her she should have chicken rice. The boy has braces. He ought to add braces to his legs too. The girl does not… I do not know what goodness she did that her mom could treat her like she was a sulking princess.