Chocolate Factory opens in July 2005
Aaaaaargh! I am totally broken down with dissapointment! Willy Wonka’s only appearing on the big screens in July! Gosh! I hate it when I know I am missing the great Johnny Depp this coming July! Damn…
Somebody pinch me… Otherwise, just post me Willy Wonka’s bar when I am in Scotland. Also, if convenient, do kidnap Johnny Depp and enclose with the Wonka chocolate! *sluuuurrp!*
Not that I am an obsessive fan of the Great Depp, but I personally think Johnny boy here carries a certain kind of attitude no other actors have. See him in “what’s Eating Gilbert Grape” and “Edward Scissorshand”. Now, imagine the golden Brad Pitt with those bits of razors on his hands and looking completely BLANK yet having the sophisticated look right there… “Maybe not, ay?” Pitt has his better characters with the most-intelligent looks (in Ocean’s Eleven) or the most-schizophrenic looks (in Twelve Monkeys). Bah, whatever! I adore them both equally anyway… No issue or whatsoever.
Ahh, the sexy thAng for the ladies… a oh-so-fine looking chap… Really, can’t wait for the Mr Wonka Depp to appear with the kids and his chocolate factory.
I might just melt Wonka chocolate all over Johnny boy and slurp him to the last bit! Now that’s what we call sweeeeeeeeeet temptations…