Contemporary

A week of b*tchy bitterness…

I remembered how Rainier yelled at someone who meddled with his stuff, “Hey you! Yea, you… The bitch with the big ‘B’!!!” That was because she was being unreasonably rude.

I remembered how i described a teacher who gave us so much unrelated crappy homework to do a week before the semester exams and still thought she was bloody funny at it, a “Bitchy witch.”

I remembered how i saw a punk lady who waited for a parking space for so long and soon enough another lady just inconsiderately drove through and parked into the space the former was waiting for and then i heard, “Hey u buttface bitch! I waited here for long already!”

I remembered how Gary said, “A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone, a slut is someone who sleeps with everyone else but YOU.”

Okay, the last one there was soooo totally irrelevant, blah! Give me a BREAK! This whole week was the bitchiest i’ve ever experienced! *gulp*

Firstly, it’s the examination season again. And this time, bigger! badder… and bitchier too! What i meant by badder because seems like everyone’s getting sicker each passing day; bitchier was because it’s the first time we were evaluated by a negative-marking scheme, with 4 prescriptions to settle, all being prescribed by a bunch of noobie-doctors who could come up with any mistake they can think of just to make sure we know what are mistakes for. It’s so that in the future should there be any real doctor who tends to be a noobie-doctor we can easily go bitch-slap her/him. No question asked. Went in with a 100, came out with a -100. It’s like choking with a grenade stucked at the throat, damn!

Secondly, two close friends who live below my flat with woman-’B’ who is sooo unreasonably inconsiderate just experienced a fire-storm, caused by (yea…) no other than the woman-of-the-big-’B’. Big-b happened to chopped a chop-board into HALVES(!!!) with a chopper and later said she was inevitably “most unfortunate” because “everyone” had thought the board would have gone bye-bye anyway sometime, sooner or later. “Everyone”, when later found out was NO ONE at all. “Most unfortunate” because she (claimed as a princess herself, wtf?!) also said she was at the wrong time, because it might have been anyone else who would break the chopping board at that very time. Basically, yea.. wrong place at the wrong time, as mentioned. Rather than just quietly go get a new chop-board by herself, she buttface-dly went and asked all her other housemates to pay for the chopboard and added that they were such cheapOs to get cheap stuff with no quality. And because that was such a breaking news, she told everyone, despite with no interest to listen to her, that she was the one that never could break anything And it was all due to the cheapskate items HER HOUSEMATES bought. WTF?!

Thirdly, Friendster is soooo GAY! At least for every moment they do maintenance… What, with all the messages sent by friends around, they’re blanks for now! Again with my typical not-very-amused-tone, FRIENDSTER IS SOOOO GAY~~!

Moving on, Glasgow skies are starting to pour. Can’t decide whether to let the window opened for air but wetting my window pane and a lil’ of carpet, or closed window, dry window pane n carpet but stale air. And because of the exam season, I am being less DOTA-fied. I’m sure lots of hommies there are rather glad than sad for that. Okay! Chiao i am to curl under my covers with the books again.